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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Scream Franchise

 
The Scream Franchise: A meta horror feat
 
Meta:(of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.

Recently, I have been rather intrigued with the horror genre. I hadn't paid much mind to it. After all, as I became old enough to really begin to delve into the genre, Saw movies were being made. I watched (without actually watching the movies) as blood flowed and reviews plummeted in a franchise that just wouldn't die. So I went through the years thinking that horror movies generally consisted of a lot of blood and very little character development. Somewhere around the age of 8, I managed to somehow become psychologically scarred by the image of The Ghostface Killer, the slasher of the Scream Franchise... how I managed to do this, I'm not quite sure considering I had never seen the movies... but he embodied the darkness and danger that seemed to lurk around every corner, just waiting to sink its knife into me.

All these years later, I thought it time to sink my teeth into the horror genre. We had never really gotten along but if I was to have a future in reviewing, I would have to at least be familiar with and respect the art form. I was able to see it as that, an art form, and slowly began to expose myself to some of the classic films about things that go bump in the night (the original Dracula, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Shining), generally avoiding the typical slasher films. While exploring the horror section on Netflix, I noticed the presence of the entire Scream Franchise and found myself oddly tempted. My mouse hovered over it several times, daring myself to press play. I watched the trailer again, trying to gauge if viewing the film would uncover some of the scars that may lie under the surface. I finally clicked play and began the movie that would help me further my understanding of the genre and what I find so off-putting about it. See the trailer here:

I was greeted by an opening sequence so effective and so chilling, I couldn't help but watch more. The killer's voice sent chills down my spine, the terror in the victim's screams, the brutality of the murder... it was all so shocking and yet deliciously dark and cool. So I continued and found that the movie was not a typical slasher but a sly, witty deconstruction of the genre I have hated and been oddly attracted to. The chase scenes are pulse pounding, the characters adequately developed, and the violence tolerable. The movie, and franchise, seem to benefit from the mystery aspect of the movies, the question of who is behind the mask. In some slashers, the identity of the killer doesn't really seem matter, the numerous victims do... which is kind of odd because lord knows the numerous victims aren't getting any development! Perhaps that is why the genre can often feel empty. What makes the movies so "meta" is the fact that the characters acknowledge the situation they are in and how it resembles many of the horror films that they love to watch. The rules are spelled out, broken, and the characters pay the price. One thing I did find so interesting was the fact that the killer was fallible. It seems that the victim is often at the mercy of the killer, running and screaming, never fighting back(am I wrong?). This is not the case in Scream. The killer trips, the kids fight back... it was all strangely empowering. All of these kids stood a chance, something I'm not sure many victims get. It is said that Scream helped redefine a genre and it's easy to see why. Scream is a funny, scary, and an all around cool movie with one hell of an ending.

I pressed on the second film with high hopes. And they were met. It was more of the same witty and clever violence... but was still a joy to watch. The rules for a sequel are a little different:
"1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore. "
The first scene of the sequel is arguably more meta than the entire first movie, a murder at the premiere of the movie Stab, a fictional movie based off the events in the first movie. Is that hard to understand? Basically, a survivor of the first movie takes what she experienced, writes a book... which is turned into a crappy horror movie, the very thing the original Scream was poking fun at. The first murder at the premiere seems to send a message about the effect of violence in movies... a message I am still a bit fuzzy on... While the movie contains all of what made the original great, it does manage to add some more, most notably character development. I remember a scene where I quite literally felt myself falling in love with the characters. They begin to form bonds with each other, bonds I feared would be severed by the swing of the killer's knife.

The third movie is generally regarded as the low point of the series, accidentally employing the very clichés that it once scoffed at. It takes place on the set on the newest movie in the fictional movie franchise based of the events of the first movie (I'm really not sure how to explain it in a clearer way).The issue lied with writing. The script had a change in writers, a change I noted rather quickly. The killer's dialogue was particularly satanic, opting to tell people they "are going to be skewered like a little piggy" rather than opting for the classic "you're going to die tonight." Such dialogue made me cringe a little more than I would have wanted. Essentially, the movie is a long, murderous episode of Scooby Doo played by the rules of the final installment of a trilogy:
1. "You've got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won’t work, shooting him won’t work. Basically in the third one, you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up."
2. "Anyone, including the main character, can die."
3. "The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you."
The chase scenes are still thrilling, the characters continue to develop, and the movie does have some genuine thrills. The final act does take place in a mansion with numerous secret passages, further amplifying the Scooby Doo feel. However, during this installment, as one of the supporting and infinitely disposable characters acts rather selfishly in the face of death, I realized why I am often so offended by horror movies. There is something about human being's natural instinct to save ourselves that I find particularly disgusting. People are selfish when faced with their own demise, often sacrificing others for their own escape. Perhaps it is the fact that this instinct lies in all of us that I find so threatening but something about it does not sit right with me. However, the recurring characters in these films do not fit this description. They never seem to think twice about running towards the killer in hopes of saving their friends. The recurring characters aren't victims, they're fighters. They aren't survivors, they're heroes. It's an aspect that seems to enhance the characters and really allow you to root for them. Is it great? No. But it's watchable! If you watched the first two, you probably will find something to like in the third one.

The fourth installment, being released 10 years later, deals with a reboot. Someone is once again slashing people and observing the rules of the reboot/remake. The movie seems to get away from itself at times, becoming possibly too meta (like mega-meta). The movie may simply think it is smarter than it is. For example, the scene in which they lay down the rules is thrown at you very quickly in an attempt to make the whole thing feel slick. I took the liberty of transcribing the rules:
" The unexpected is the new cliché. Virgins can die now… and the kill’s gotta be way more extreme. Modern audiences get savvy to the rules of the originals so the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern horror movie? …You pretty much have to be gay."
Anyone else get lost somewhere in there? It's still fun and by this point, I am so attached to the characters that I am screaming at my screen when they are in danger, squirming and squealing at the intensity... I may just be a freak, but I really attached to these characters and I really didn't want to see them get slashed. It should be noted that gore is rather amped up in this installment. The MPAA seems to have become more lax on the amount of violence that it allows in film because the blood really seems to flow. It isn't the strongest installment but it is still fun.

Scream is a series that I respect immensely for it's ability to poke fun at and properly deconstruct a genre that seems to often be looked down on. It arguably loses steam in its later chapters but in truth, they are all watchable and all enjoyable. Definitely worth checking out... if you have the guts. After you watched the franchise, I'd just be dying to know... What's your favorite scary movie?

Scream is rated R for strong graphic horror violence and gore, and for language. 
Scream 2 is rated R for language and strong bloody violence. 
Scream 3 is rated R for strong horror violence and language. 
Scream 4 is rated R for strong bloody violence, language and some teen drinking. 
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Tags: Scream, Scream 2, Scream 3, Scream 4, Scre4m, scream franchise, scream series, r, horror, thriller, recommended,

Friday, July 25, 2014

Boyhood

Boyhood is an intimate and beautiful story.
9 out of 10
 
I don't quite remember where I saw the trailer but I immediately knew I needed to see this movie. See the trailer for yourself right here:
In fact, my desire to see this movie drove me all the way to NYC to IFC Center where the popcorn was organic, nobody would give me grief about my age, and the movie was actually playing. It is a shame this movie has such a limited release but everyone seems to agree, Boyhood is something you should see.
 
In case you are a little confused, allow me to clarify. Boyhood is a fictional movie about a boy growing up. The boy was cast when he was 6 and the movie was filmed over the following 12 years using the same cast. It isn't a documentary but at times it seems like it could be. The dialogue feels natural and the moments so relatable they gave chills. Did you not grow up a boy? Not to worry! There is truly something here for everyone to relate to as the whole family, not just the little boy, goes through life and matures.
 
Boyhood is such an amazing experience. I went with a group of girls and after the movie we discussed it on our train ride home. It quickly became apparent that I missed almost all of the little details in this movie. I was so overwhelmed and impressed (not to mention lost in my head contemplating my own experiences) that I missed the "finesse points" of the film. The movie is so amazingly well done that I am excited to sit for another 3 hours and watch it again! Yes, 3 hours of studying a boy and his life. And let me tell you, there is not one car chase or gunshot. Does 3 hours of sitting in a theater with no action sequences scare you? If so, please don't watch this movie. For the rest of you, I can assure you the 3 hour run time is not a problem. Never once does the movie feel like it's dragging. By the end, I had been on a rollercoaster of emotions and I felt like I could look back on this movie and reminisce as if it was my own childhood.
 
I can't really express how amazingly well done this movie is. It is so amazing to watch these characters evolve as they are shaped by the world around them. The movie is incredibly in tune with the times, integrating pop culture with ease. The movie is just awesome. Do yourself a favor and see it.
 
Boyhood is rated R for language including sexual references, and for teen drug and alcohol use.
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Tags: drama, comedy, R, recommended, boyhood

Monday, June 30, 2014

Breaking Bad

Breaking Bad is unremarkable.
6 out of 10
 
I'll start by saying that my opinion will not be a popular one. Walter White has audiences and critics swooning. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why.
 
The show follows the life of Walter White, an underachieving chemist who is diagnosed with cancer and begins to cook meth with his former student, and drug addict, Jesse Pinkman. Turns out, their product is the purest ever and the two begin a dark journey to keep their business a secret and their loved ones safe.
 
Long ago I sat down to watch the first 2 episodes. I was not impressed. "Keep watching," they insisted. I was frequently told that it gets good later. It was actually quite comical, people even gave me the exact episode that changed their opinion. For example: "season 2, episode 8 is where it gets good." I can assure you the episode was nothing special.
 
The acting is inconsistent, ranging from riveting to barely passable (I think Aaron Paul was told to throw the words "b***h" and "yo" into his character's dialogue, a power he abuses.). Characters are also inconsistent, acting and behaving completely normal one episode and insane the next. I get that facing your own death and being in high pressure situations is stressful but it just gets exhausting. For example, Walt is fine and then the next episode he is completely insane, chasing a fly around his lab for the full 45 min (season 3, episode 10 aka one of the worst episodes of TV ever). Then the next episode, he is completely fine again!
 
Direction is adequate, occasionally pretentious. The whole black and white extended foreshadowing in season 2 was stupid, especially considering the event it leads up to which makes the whole thing feel like a waste of time. Breaking Bad is at its best when it remains modest.
 
Breaking Bad assumes that it is tense viewing. Many scenes have intense music and it assumes I am on the edge of my seat. It is wrong. I only felt any sort of tension thrice throughout the whole series (yes, I kept track). Perhaps, that was due to my lack of attachment to the characters but it didn't do much for me.
 
So what is it about Breaking Bad that makes it so widely loved? If I had to guess, I'd say it was the edge. This show is more edgy and gritty than some of the other shows on television (especially in its early seasons). However, it isn't too edgy in that most teens are able to tolerate it. Thus, it has become a rite of passage, of sorts.
 
It isn't bad, it just isn't that good. I know what you're thinking, who am I to disagree with all of your friends and every critic out there? I'm Skylar, and I write the purest reviews this side of the Mississippi. Remember my name.
 
Breaking Bad is rated TV-MA
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Sunday, June 22, 2014

22 Jump Street is very funny but occasionally overwhelms with idiocy.
7.75 out of 10
 
The sequel to the reboot of the television show (that you didn't even know existed) has hit theaters! Check out the trailer here:
Let's get it out of the way. Acting is fine. Direction is adequate. Who cares? The only thing that matters is the humor. Is it funny? Absolutely! The movie had me in stitches... at times. At other times, the jokes made me roll my eyes so hard I was unsure if they would ever return to their normal position... but in the best way possible. The movie blends three types of humor, all of which are featured in the trailer.
 
Type 1: Slapstick idiocy
This is a type of humor I have little respect for and causes the majority of my eye-rolling. This was expertly illustrated by the attack of the octopus and Jonah Hill screaming, "IT'S INKING IN MY MOUTH!" Can it illicit a chuckle? Perhaps, but it doesn't quite belong in this comic palace.
 
Type 2: Raunchy humor
It's not that raunchy humor is any more complicated than slapstick idiocy... I just think it is funnier. When the guy in prison starts screaming, "I'm Eric's b***h... THIS A*S IS YOURS!" it is kinda funny... but it doesn't compare to type 3.
 
Type 3: Self-satire
The movie is at its best when it laughs at itself. I absolutely love it! "Ladies, nobody cared about the Jump Street reboot... but you got lucky. So now this department has invested A LOT of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going." The movie is filled with clever jokes, poking fun at the shortcomings of sequels and then succeeding wildly.
 
With enough comedy and action to satisfy most audience members, 22 Jump Street is a satisfying sequel and is worth the price of admission.
 
22 Jump Street is rated R for language throughout, sexual content, drug material, brief nudity and some violence. 
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Sunday, June 8, 2014

The Fault in Our Stars is well-made but struck a nerve with me.
5.5 out of 10 
 
In his review of the film, Bill Goodykoontz of the Arizona Republic said, "If you don't cry or snort or at least tear up a little at some point during Josh Boone's film version of the popular young-adult novel by John Green, you're a pretty cold fish."
 
Well Mr. Goodykoontz, I suppose I am the coldest of fish.
 
Check out the trailer here:
And as I re-watch the trailer, I want to love this movie... but I simply do not. Believe me, there is nothing I love more than being emotionally destroyed by a movie but this one came nowhere close.
 
As far as movies go, this one is well made. The director clearly knew what he was doing and the way text messages and emails are incorporated into the movie is very cute. Acting wise, I have no major complaints. Both leads were great and did a solid job bringing the characters to life.
 
I did read the book. In fact, I binge read it in a 24 hour, insomnia ridden period. I walked into school the following day and voiced my discontent with the book. I had found myself getting very annoyed with the characters, but attributed that to my lack of sleep. But, by the end of the book, I felt nothing and I frankly felt like a jerk. I still had every intention of seeing the movie and hoped that actually seeing the story unfold would help bring the emotion to life. It did, in a very miniscule way. However, as soon as I walked out of the theater, I made eye contact with one of my friends, smiled, and said, "I hated it." She did too. I find something about this movie very off-putting, so much so that I considered getting up and walking out thrice.
 
Rotten Tomatoes, my movie review bible, gives this movie an 82% and calls it, "Wise, funny, and heartbreaking."
 
Let's start there!
 
Is it funny? Not really. It tries to lighten the mood but I didn't really laugh once. I was further frustrated when the theater was filled with giggles when characters stared at each other. I kid you not, every time the characters stared at each other for more than 2 seconds, the audience would giggle! Because I find the characters so unfunny, every joke they make seemed distasteful, which made me think the characters were mean, even though they clearly weren't trying to be. To the movie's credit, making jokes about dying of cancer as a teen is a difficult job. However, "cancer perks", certain perks kids with cancer receive, are not funny.
 
If its goal was to make teenage girls cry, it succeeded. The last half hour of the movie could barely be heard over the sea of sniffles and sobs that surrounded me. However, I wasn't heartbroken. I mean, I saw the tragedy coming a mile away.  We all did! When it finally comes, it's "whatever". One of my friends expertly stated something along the lines of, "The tragedy isn't in their love but rather the fact they are dying at such a young age." In that case, I suppose I understand a little more.
 
As for wisdom, it has more than most of the movies marketed at teenagers. The part I found most intriguing about this movie was the idea of family life continuing after losing a child to cancer. The idea of death is a heavy one to handle and this movie does a pretty good job with it. It doesn't really discuss anything particularly insightful but was thought-provoking, in that I caught myself starting off into space and thinking more than once. So while the movie doesn't really provide any great wisdom, it may make you think a little more than most movies.
 
One of my biggest problems was with the "ultra-dreamy" Augustus Waters, the leading man. One of my friends described him as "too perfect." Indeed. He walks around annoyingly and impossibly happy. He says ridiculous things like, "It would be a pleasure to have my heart broken by you, Hazel Grace." And don't even get me started on his cigarette metaphor. The one thing I like about him is his obsession with leaving his mark on the world. A concept that was glossed over, much to my despair.
 
Is it terrible? Absolutely not. Is it overhyped? Absolutely. If you think you'll enjoy it, I recommend you see it. You'll probably enjoy it! I just had some issues with the material itself. Don't judge me for that! Okay?
 
Okay.
 
The Fault in Our Stars is rated PG-13 for thematic elements, some sexuality and brief strong language. 
Tags: drama, comedy, PG-13, pg13, the fault in our stars, fault, stars, romance


Saturday, May 17, 2014

Godzilla (2014) is a visually stunning and thrilling disaster movie.
8 out of 10
 
I wanted to hate it... I wanted to claim it was an empty remake... It was just too good.
 
We all know the story, Tokyo's least favorite radioactive lizard is back for another go at destroying cities. See the trailer here:
As far as the story goes, it was nothing special but it does what it needs to. It certainly takes its time, building characters and explaining past events that lead up to the film. As I'm sure you heard, Godzilla doesn't make many appearances, the movie is largely lizard free but it isn't a negative. If someone were to complain that you don't see the shark enough in Jaws you would call them ignorant. Same deal here. By not showing Godzilla, it builds anticipation rather than just throwing visual effects at you like a Transformers movie. But when the visual effects are there, they are beyond stunning. The carnage is incredible and really should be enjoyed on the big screen. We finally have the technology to make Godzilla an awe inspiring and terrifying creature. Note: the tone is this movie is unlike that of previous films. This is nothing like its campy and fun predecessors. Very few jokes will be made:
 
 A feeling of doom and terror hangs in the air from the moment the opening credits begin. The score is amazing and certainly helps in setting the tone. Make no mistake, this movie is no joke. The destruction is real and Godzilla's roar is blood curdling. It's awesome.
 
The performances were... fine. Let's be honest, do you really care? I was impressed, the humans were good, but the giant monsters steal the screen. Humans are boring.
 
Overall, this movie is an awe inspiring creature feature with some killer special effects and perfectly adequate everything else. Enjoy it on the big screen.
 
Godzilla is rated PG-13 for intense sequences of destruction, mayhem and creature violence. 
 
Tags: Godzilla, action, PG-13, pg13, recommended,


Thursday, May 15, 2014

Her is a tender look into what it means to be a human.
9 out of 10
 
 
Last night, I sat down to watch Spike Jonze's new film, Her, an unconventional love story set in the not so distant future. See the trailer here:
I had very high expectations going into this movie and they were all met and surpassed. This movie gave me the "feels". Samantha (the Siri like machine/lover) wants to experience all life has to offer as she learns about emotions and feelings. Her desires are simple but as a character, she is very complex and interesting. The movie is 2 hours and I enjoyed every single minute of it. It was perfect, the movie felt long and rich but never bloated.
 
Performance wise, this movie was astonishing. Joaquin Phoenix expertly portrays a sweet, possibly creepy man. I felt his sadness and could really relate to him as a character. Scarlett Johansson gives an absolutely fantastic performance as Samantha, the Operating System. Her voice is warm and inviting, you can't help but love her. Together, as the go around experiencing life and you cannot help but feel with them. Amy Adams, Olivia Wilde, and Rooney Mara are great supporting actors.
 
I know what your thinking, this movie seems so odd. How could someone fall in love with Siri? I will not deny you that the movie is odd, but Scarlett Johansson does such a fantastic job bringing Samantha to life that it doesn't feel that awkward. Their chemistry is palpable. I may have even fallen in love with Samantha a little bit!
 
Something about this movie really spoke to me. It truly is a sweet movie and an emotional rollercoaster. It is fresh and exciting. And be honest, is the premise really THAT unrealistic? Think about it. As a society, how far are we from falling in love with out gadgets? Food for thought.
 
Overall, Her is a wonderful and refreshing love story that may be odd but is definitely worth watching.
 
Her is rated R for language, sexual content and brief graphic nudity.
 
Tags: her, comedy, romance, drama, R, recommended,

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Skyscreening has a small favor to ask of you!
 
Here at SkyScreening, it is all about the movies. A picture is worth a thousand words but a movie is worth a million. However, the essay written by my friend is worth 3 movies... you do the math!
 
He has submitted it for a scholarship but now needs people to read it and then click the green button on the bottom to "recommend it". You do need to set up an account but if you have a twitter account, it is beyond easy (medium is a safe site, great for writers!). It is a truly stellar essay and I give it a rave review. It's a story I think we can all relate to. I strongly encourage you to read it and hit the recommend button. It will take a few seconds and it is an entirely enjoyable read. Below is the link to his essay:
I thank you kindly for your continued support and keep returning for more reviews!

Saturday, May 10, 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is entertaining despite flaws.
7 out of 10
 
 
See the sequel to the reboot series nobody really needed! We find Spiderman back with Gwen Stacy, his true love... and his on and off girlfriend. Join them on a journey that shows that despite superpowers, Gwen and Peter are just manic depressive teens that cannot stay together for 20 minutes. All joking aside, Peter is back with Gwen but he is haunted by the events of the previous film. Peter has to learn to balance the life of Spiderman and Peter while new villains arise and pose dire threats to the public.
 
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone return as Peter and Gwen, the star crossed teenage lovers. May I just say, they are absolutely fantastic. As a real life couple, their chemistry translates seamlessly to screen. Seeing these two love birds canoodling cannot help but bring a smile to your face. Andrew Garfield succeeds as Spiderman. Even better than Tobey Maguire! Sorry Tobey...
Jamie Foxx plays Max Dillon/Electro, a mentally disturbed man put on the screen to be laughed at and ridiculed by impossibly mean people. His coworkers bully him like nothing I have ever seen. I am cynical but I refuse to believe grown men and women behave like that. Max Dillon starts out as a joke, obsessed with Spiderman and clearly mentally ill. When a horrible accident occurs, he is transformed into some electric entity? I'm not really sure. The whole thing is kind of glossed over... but it's a superhero movie so it's okay! Call me crazy but I found him unremarkable and underdeveloped. His actions are rash and unexplained. The Green Goblin was better, menacing at least, and I understood his motive which was good... I just wished he didn't come in so late.
 
I must say, I didn't expect the movie to be so witty. Numerous one liners. Not only is Peter Parker good looking, smart, and a hero... he has quite a sense of humor as well. I was kind of annoyed with the pacing. By the movie's end, I felt that not much had happened. By the time the villains had gotten their act together, the movie was basically over. I found myself wishing for more... which is good... but I was left somewhat unsatisfied.
 
Visually, the movie is absolutely stunning. Special effects are here and they look beyond amazing. The action sequences are fully engaging and I felt like a kid in a candy shop, completely in awe. It did have a "comic book feel" unlike the Dark Knight which opted for a more "realistic" interpretation. It must say, it is a lot of fun.
 
By no means is the movie bad, it succeeds in many ways. I enjoyed myself and any Spiderman fan will be thrilled. It is hard to not have fun during this movie, just don't expect anything too deep. It's a fun summer blockbuster. I am just so thankful it didn't include any dance scenes... unlike some previous Spiderman movies...
Overall, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a summer blockbuster arguably lacking substance, but what it lacks in substance it makes up for in visual splendor.
 
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action/violence.
 
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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Warning: there may be SPOILERS in this post.
 
SkyScreening 1k view celebration: 5 stellar TV scenes
 
Things have been busy for me so I apologize for the inconsistency regarding blog posts. This week happens to be midterm week and I figured it would be the perfect time to procrastinate.
 
In celebration of hitting 1k, I have assembled 5 fantastic scenes from TV shows I frequently watch.
 
Note: these are not my 5 favorite. 3 of my favorites are unsuitable to be posted. All of the unsuitable scenes are from HBO's Girls (already reviewed). Should you wish to view them AT YOUR OWN RISK, one is a dance scene and the other involves characters shouting "you are the wound." I will let you figure out what to type into Google. Both videos contain spoilers and profanity, nothing more than that. The third I will keep a secret for now! It will be showcased at the proper time! I am not responsible for your reactions to any of the videos.
 
Anyway, please enjoy these scenes. I will try to give a little description without revealing too much... if you hate spoilers for any of the following shows, leave now. The shows featured are: Skins, Smash, Scrubs, Sex and the City, and The Newsroom.
 
5. Bollywood number from Smash: The music in Smash is always great but this clip can only be described by one word... strange. Smash does both original music and covers but never Bollywood. I was shocked by the randomness of it... and how much I enjoyed it!
4. Season 4 ending from Sex and the City: This is my absolute favorite episode of the show. It is a beautiful piece of television and the final words left me feeling good. Carrie finds an important friend has moved away before she could properly say goodbye but listens to a favorite song of his and leaves us on a good note.
3. Opening monologue from The Newsroom: This clip is the very first thing you see upon beginning this show. It is raw, honest, and compelling. Note it does feature a curse word or two but it is nothing you cannot handle. It was too compelling to not share.
2. I'm So Lonely from Skins: Sid is reeling from a recent death and Michelle (or chell) is struggling through a tragedy of her own. While out celebrating Chell's birthday with a group of friends, Sid runs off only to be chased by Chell. The scene has only 14 words but manages to convey a wide range of emotions.
1. Season 8 ending of Scrubs: This features MAJOR spoilers. Basically, the main character, JD, is finishing his last day working at Sacred Heart, the hospital the show took place in. He is notorious for having his mind wander and now he is fantasizing about what his future will bring. It features characters from the show and brings the show to a satisfying close. Well, not really, because they made another season afterwards but it was an atrocity so I don't count it. This scene expertly captures the bittersweet feeling of a television show's finale.
 
Please check out the reviews of all of these shows (not Scrubs... it has yet to be reviewed) and all the other reviews and special posts on this blog.
 
Thank you for visiting SkyScreening! I hope you enjoyed this post. See you again soon!
 
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Wednesday, January 1, 2014


New Year Celebration: Worst Character Countdown

 

The new year is upon us and most of us were awake to watch the big countdown. Each year, millions gather to count down to a new year, something that never appealed to me. This year was the first year I did not participate in watching the ball drop because the countdown wasn't important to me. Today I was thinking about what countdowns are important to me. I consulted my "Countdown App" that counts down to events I have programed. Among the events I deem worthy are all my school vacations (42 days, 21 hours, and 5 mins until the next one) and the season 3 premiere of Girls on HBO (11 days, 4 hours, 49 mins). Today I have assembled the countdown of  10 of the best and worst characters in television (in my limited experience and opinion). I will attempt to describe each character in a sentence.

Worst Characters: The characters I cannot love
 
10. Karen Cartwright from Smash: Karen has many redeeming qualities but is too bland and whiny to earn my respect.
9. Tamara from Awkward: Tamara starts out as funny but her constant spewing of nonsensical phrases has grown annoying.
8. Hannah Horvath from Girls: Hannah makes both lists because sometimes she acts completely crazy and makes choices I cannot understand and is therefore annoying.
7. Jenna Hamilton from Awkward: Jenna cannot get her act together and I am getting tired of her complaining.



6. Celia Hodes from Weeds: Celia is mean and selfish with very few redeeming qualities... especially in regard to parenting.
5. Ellis Tancharoen from Smash: Ellis is slimy, untrustworthy, and an all around terrible person.
4. Adam from Girls: Adams is creepy, gross, and occasionally borderline abusive. Needless to say, I find it very hard to sympathize with him.
3. Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones: Joffery is mean and pure evil with zero redeeming qualities.
2. Cook from Skins: Cook is supposed to be one of the heroes of the show but he is vulgar to the point of being labeled "a disgusting human being".
1. Jimmy Collins from Smash: Jimmy is ungrateful, rude, and has a temper issue. He is supposed to be a hero but I cannot help but root for his decline due to my complete lack of sympathy. He is utterly infuriating.
 
 
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New Year Celebration: Best Character Countdown
 
The new year is upon us and most of us were awake to watch the countdown. Each year millions gather to count down to a new year, something that never appealed to me. This year was the first year I did not participate in watching the ball drop because the countdown wasn't important to me. Today I was thinking about what countdowns are important to me. I consulted my "Countdown App" that counts down to events I have programed. Among the events I deem worthy are all my school vacations (42 days, 21 hours, and 5 mins until the next one) and the season 3 premiere of Girls on HBO (11 days, 4 hours, 49 mins). Today I have assembled the countdown of  10 of the best and worst characters in television (in my limited experience and opinion). I will attempt to describe each character in a sentence.
 
Best characters: The characters I love and the characters I love to hate.
 
10. Janice from Friends: Janice is an incredibly annoying, yet funny and appealing recurring (albeit minor) character.
9. Valerie Marks from Awkward: Valerie is hilarious and unpredictable with no regard for what is appropriate.
8. Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones: Tyrion starts as a simple character but transforms into a very interesting and promising character.
7. Ivy Lynn from Smash: I used to dislike Ivy, but now see her as a tragic yet strong and persistent character that is extremely talented and worthy of praise.
6. Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen from Game of Thrones: Daenerys is strong and kind yet harsh and firm when she need be.
5. Sloan Sabbith from The Newsroom: Sloan is smart and beautiful but incredibly socially awkward which makes her a fun character.
4. Hannah Horvath from Girls: Hannah is such a mess but I can sympathize with her and I enjoy her antics.



3. Nancy Botwin from Weeds: Nancy is confident but flawed and may be a terrible mother... but she is a pretty cool person
2. Phoebe Buffay from Friends: Phoebe is always hilarious and is by far the best in the group.
1. Effy Stonem from Skins: Effy is an exceedingly complex and confident character with an icy demeanor. I am always left to wonder what is happening in her head.
 
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