Fifty Shades of Black
0 out of 10
Fifty Shades of Black, parody of the über popular Fifty Shades of Grey, is so god awful I considered dropping film as an area of study. In fact, it is so bad I considered never watching a movie ever again, film as an art form being tainted by such unwatchable garbage. Watching this movie was actually a learning experience as I didn't know it was even possible for a movie to be so terminally unfunny. Every sophomoric and crude joke fell painful flat, forcing its brief 90 minute run time to feel like that of Dances with Wolves. I NEVER consider ditching a movie I'm watching in a theater. Halfway through this "movie", I basically begged my friend to let us leave. She insisted we persevere. I have to live the rest of my life knowing that I paid money to see this abomination... And I even convinced a friend to come with me. Lord forgive me for subjecting my friend to such suffering. After careful consideration, I can say with confidence that Fifty Shades of Black is the WORST theatrical experience I have ever had.
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